Lmao
While you check out those low prices you can get a roast for free.
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Sex tips
- If they say yes: great
- If they say no: that's okay
- If they change their mind: that's okay too
- If they're not sober: do not
(Source: weheartit.com, via illuminaughtyxputa-deactivated2)
I will stop reblogging this when it stops being perfection.
Translation
Never
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